12) [Carlson Tucker] Who is America's greatest pundit?

That's a snap: Chris Rock. (John Liebowitz, with whom I went to college is a distant second, tied with Bill Mahr.)

Chris Rock: "if Johnny can't read, that's mama's fault, but if Johnny can't read because the electric bill hasn't been paid and the lights have been shut off, then that's daddy's fault"

By the way, how do you know that white people designed Google. Try to google "hoes back up off me", and see what you get "Did you mean: 'hose back up off me'"
(I was trying to find a sequence from Bigger and Blacker, CR's special.)