FAQ

Friday, April 25, 2008

33) If you were going to Brokeback mountain, with whom would you go (part II)?

well, I'm afraid my earlier beau has been replaced by my man, Keith Urban. Woo.
(Ok, so I have my work cut out in replacing Nichole Kidman, but I'm sure I'm better at statistics than she.)

and his new album is most excellent.

He does seem like generally decent man and he can play the guitar. So, if he rejected my amorous advances, I suppose I could settle for some good rock-n-country.

Monday, April 21, 2008

32) If I have a vacant look on my face, what should you do?

I swear brain radiation has damaged the part of my brain where peoples' names are stored. (Of course, a smart-aleck could just say it was middle age.) And that part of my brain was surely under-sized in the first place!

And I also swear that more people speak to me now. Several factors could be at work. One is that I'm more memorable--"Hey, there's that one-eyed dude!". Another possibility--folks have decided to be nicer, fearing (or perhaps anticipating) that I won't be around much longer. (Hopefully, I'll disappoint the latter!)

Anyway, if I have a vacant look on my face, tell me who you are. Seriously.